Category: Joke Board
A guy partying with his friends spies the girl of his
dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he gets up
the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she
agrees to go on a date with him the following Saturday evening.
Well, Saturday night arrives and the guy comes to her house laden
with
flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing
but a towel. "I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please
come
in
and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish
getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf
mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her
Folks and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little
uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his
arm chair watching the football game, and Mom is busy knitting. After about
ten minutes of complete silence, Mom suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls
up her skirt, pulls down her panties and pours a glass of water over her
ass.
Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the
couch and does her doggie style. He then sits back down in his chair and
places a match stick under each eye lid.
The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the guy is
shocked into disbelief. After another ten minutes, the mother again rises
from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties and throws
another glass of water over her ass. Dad leaps up gives her another one
from
behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter
returns fully dressed ready for their date. Unfortunately, the night is a
complete
disaster with the guy completely distracted by the goings on that took
place earlier in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I
done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest
thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the guy reluctantly
says; well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt.
She then pulls down her panties and throws a
glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans
your Mom over the couch and does herdoggie style. He then sits back down and
places
a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The guy can't believe the
casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mom was simply saying, Aren't you going to
get
this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'no, fuck him, I'm watching
the game!'"